"changed his mind"?????? he LIED. certainly not the first time, for sure not the last. if you loved the hike in january...the special assessment in may...the coming hike in june...REJOICE! there's plenty more where that came from!
and don't you love how he STILL refuses accountability, blaming all his bad decisions on the board? "no minority, no majority, everything is done as a consensus" WHAT CRAP. (don't blame him, the board voted! not his fault!)
like he was voted in UNANIMOUSLY - give us a break! only 4 of his robot-puppets voted for him. kudos to tokay, lungo, amzallag and courtney for seeing the light!!!!
more maintenance hilkes - new boilers we don't need - garage automation we don't need - sub metering we can't afford - sayonara to cooper square - welcome back malonzo - WHEEEEEE!!!
president LIE-ner RULES!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:35 pm Post subject: A tale of two dogs
A Galaxy resident named Bud was overseeing his herd on River Road in Guttenberg when suddenly a Lexus van advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver leaned out the window and, in a thick Russian accent, asked the resident, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"
The resident looks at the man, obviously an arrogant know-it-all - then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The man parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the
image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the resident and says, "In my subjective opinion, you have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the resident.
He watches the man select one of the animals and looks on
with amusement as he stuffs it into the back of his van.
Then the resident says to the man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what you do, will you give me back my calf?"
The man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not? MORE - Uninformed people are my worst enemy! Speak!""
"You're the President of the Board of the Galaxy", says the resident.
"Wow! That's correct," says the man, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the resident. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. ....
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