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iron Man
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 Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:45 pm Post subject: The 2010 SLAVA MOBILE |
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NEW 2010 GM CAR
The New GM (Galaxy Motors)
Proudly Introduces
The 2010 SLAVA
This car runs on hot air, bull-shit, and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight bylaws and rules. The unique design also handles the peaks and valleys of our driveway extremely well. Inclement weather? It turns into a submersible which can navigate the oceans in the driveway. It comes complete with two Teleprompters, programmed to help the occupants bullshit their way out of any situation. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners. Guaranteed not only to fit in the garage, it will actually fit in the potholes in the garage. It will get you home, but once there, don't count on finding an elevator to get you to your apartment!!!
All at a cost that's less than your maintenance! |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Love it!!! |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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| i hear the board is selling them to the owners like new windows and ac units - isn't one in the spa lounge now? didn't i see a director or 2 taking orders? (not unusual - but for the car) |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:54 am Post subject: |
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| i want one! |
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